thelucyheartfilia:

buzzfeed:

lol parents   [x]

my parents.

skyecandi:

Well mom maybe if I had a maid outfit I’d get motivated to clean my room

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still not motivated enough.

dekutree:

girl: fuck me daddy

me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad

girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?

me: ask your mother 

breadbunny:

these are my kind of people

katbas:

man expanded his dong on the bus

katbas:

man expanded his dong on the bus