vonnepsa:

Started looking for tank tops to wear when I start working out, and just happened to stumble upon these, and it literally made me feel so much better about my bodytype again.
Ursula is my spirit animal, and needless to say: I need them all!
The last one would be very suitable for my poledance classes.

Would someone please bless me with some money so I can order them all and feel fab while working out?! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him

kohl-yis:

i-am-the-roses-of-red:

dontforgetthesun-meaghan:

OMG I AM THE GRUMPUS

I’m the why am I awake most of the time, other times I am the last one, lol.

The Grumpus is me

liminal-zone:

markoruffalo:

i understood that reference

I’ve seen the movie three times and only the first audience LOST IT at this reference

fuocogo:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10

fuocogo:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10

strawberryvodkasyrup:

Homestuck fans, there are two types:
Type 1:
and Type 2:

strawberryvodkasyrup:

Homestuck fans, there are two types:

Type 1:

and Type 2:

shadowzone1996:

Talk Shit GET FIT

shadowzone1996:

Talk Shit GET FIT

yeffyaboyuice:

kirbygirl1013:


NO SLEEPING ON THE JOB

OMFG DUDE, I GO AND CHECK MY INBOX AND I SEE THREE OF THESE.
THREE OF THESE.

It’s spreading Excellent

yeffyaboyuice:

kirbygirl1013:

NO SLEEPING ON THE JOB

OMFG DUDE, I GO AND CHECK MY INBOX AND I SEE THREE OF THESE.

THREE OF THESE.

It’s spreading

Excellent